Airport Queues

A few weeks ago, when I had to take a flight, I noticed that LAX now has 3 separate queues to go through security check: family, regular traveler, and expert. Having a lot of flying experience, I went into expert line. The line was fairly short, which was great. I guess a lot of people felt intimidated by declaring themselves an expert flying out of LAX.

Unfortunately, on the way back at the Oakland Airport, the expert line was rather long. Apparently, everyone thought they were an expert. Even people who didn’t take their laptops out beforehand. They should rename the expert queue to “line for people who can undress and take their shoes off in less than 5 seconds.”

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