NakedSushi

In an effort to punish me one last time, my mother is making me cancel our cable internet. I guess she didn’t take into account that my father also uses this line, so she’s punishing him along with me *shrug* I’ll be moving most of my stuff out these last few days of [...]

Merry Christmas everyone! And for those who are thinking, “I’m Jewish/Agnostic/Athiest/Muslim/etc, you insensitive clod!” I meant it as a general, happy holidays with absolutely no religious connotations.

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Tonight, I told my parents I was moving out. It shouldn’t come as that much of a shock to them, but they pretty much reacted the way I expected them to. My mother did her whole guilt, “Why can’t you be like your obedient, perfect cousin,” thing and cried, then added on more guilt. [...]

I heard an advertisement on the radio about a new reality show called “Deal or No Deal” or something like that. The contestant gets a briefcase, but isn’t told exactly what’s in it. All he knows is that it might be $10,000 (or some other insane amount), or it might just be an [...]

I might have a little problem with deleting things. I think it’s perfectly normal to schedule special “deleting nights” weekly so that I can purge my computer of unwanted files and delete to my heart’s content. However, I think maybe that was just a gateway to more uncontrolled deleting.
For example, deleting my entire [...]

What I want for Christmas:

Parents who aren’t crazy.
A relationship that’ll actually work out.
People to stop being self-absorbed assholes on the road or…
…no traffic in LA
Parents who aren’t crazy.