The Bible Game
I stumbled upon this page for The Bible Game. Not only was I incredulous that this was an actual game, but when I scrolled down, I saw this:

Somehow, I don’t think people who would buy The Bible Game would also buy God of War. What’s funnier is that earlier, when I forgot to take a screenshot, GTA: San Andreas was listed there too.

Not surprising to me. The Bible has everything any sci-fi, fantasy, andventure has – supersized. There’s even a good bit of thuggery and trickery in there – plenty of gangs and ‘ho’s’ and bling.
Is this at all related to the old NES game “Bible Adventures?” I cannot begin to tell you how awesome Bible Adventures was. I would play Noah’s Ark till the sun came up! Hitting animals in the head with food is non-stop fun!