Me: So what’s a cuttlefish? Is it an actual fish?
the BF: I think so.
Me after googling: Oooh it looks kinda like a squid.
the BF: Really? I thought it was a flat fish.
Me: Hahaha it looks like Cthulhu. *mmm* Cthulhu, you’re so yummy.

I now have an urge to raise a cuttlefish as a pet [...]