I need a new job. I sent my 2 weeks resignation letter to HR at work today. Thanks to my some pals on IRC for the idea, I didn’t send them a boring letter, but (hopefully) an entertaining letter letting them know I’m quitting in 2 weeks.

Dear Take Two Interactive,

After an appropriate period of deliberation, I have come to the decision to tender my resignation from the position of quality assurance game tester, effective April 22 2005.

Please know that I still maintain a high level of respect for the company and I thank you sincerely for the support and assistance the company has provided me. I have been proud to work at Take Two during my time here; it has been a journey that has provided me an unparalleled foundation to move forward to new and exciting opportunities.

As such, I have decided to become a professional pirate. It has always been a dream of mine to live the life of a swashbuckling corsair, beholden to none and master of all I survey. Once my crew of unabashed rogues is assembled, we shall take to the capacious expanse of the high seas to pursue fortune, fame, and above all, hair-raising adventures.

Our path may not be filled with the porcine comforts and technological marvels that Take Two provides, but we shall nonetheless move forward to carve a name for ourselves in the annals of bold insurgency and death-defying derring-do. Once I have a keen blade at my hip and the Jolly Roger is flapping high above me, I believe I will find my true calling.

Please note that I am currently accepting applications for First Officer, if you are at all interested in applying. I will provide a full medical and dental plan, which will offer immediate coverage of all maladies other than scurvy and the occasional bout of rickets.

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